You are a lady flower!! 🤣🤣
「家から出られないとなると、やる事も限られるし、貴女との reading lesson は是非このまま続けたいわ。」と言ってくれた Jasmin 😃。
そんな訳なので、今までは Jasmin のお家に伺ってやっていた "To Kill a Mockingbird" reading lesson 、ロックダウン中は電話で続ける事になりました。
レッスンの前は少しお喋り。
Jasmin にお薦めした Virtual Pub Quiz。
先週あったその Pub Quiz に彼女も旦那さんと参加するも、どうも主催者の Quiz master の男性が気に入らなくて、途中で止めたとのメールを貰っていました。
Me: We did the virtual pub quiz last night again. We are totally fine with that guy. Why didn't you like the quiz master?
Jasmin: We couldn't stand him! He is a twit! We don't like him at all! Oh you know what twit is right?
Me: Did you say "twat"?
Jasmin: Nooo!! That's a rude word! I said "twit"! "Twit" means idiot or silly.
Me: I have never heard of it but I hear "twat" in dramas or movies.
Jasmin: Twat" is "lady flower". "Fanny".
Me: Lady flower?
Jasmin: It is a euphemism for vagina.
Me: I didn't know that's what it actually means. And what is euphemism?
Jasmin: Euphemism is a gentle expression when you don't want to say the exact word. So it's more ladylike to say some certain things.
Me: Aren't they both swear words?
Jasmin: "Twit" is a mild insult and "Twat" is a serious insult.
Me: I see. So since I am a mature lady, when I want to insult someone, instead of saying "you are a twat," I should say "you are a lady flower." by using euphemism for that swear word. 😂
Jasmin: That's so funny! 🤣🤣
この会話を聞いていた赤ペン先生にも大爆笑して頂きました🤣。
一瞬、ちょっとちょっと〜
How dare you use femal sacred body part as a swear word?
と思ったのですが、よく考えてみたら男性バージョン D-word swear word があるね〜と😆。
Well, fair enough. We are even then.
That's good.😄
